Ronnie Evans

Mr. Whatwhozit Ronnie Evans

A unique little man, just two and a half feet tall, lived in a small house in town on a very busy street. He was, no doubt, a spectacle to most people who saw him. Many folks who beheld his peculiar stature couldn't believe someone could ever be that small.




All the people who lived in the town of Masterville, where Mr. Whatwhozit also lived, were used to seeing him on the streets and sidewalks of the town. Many people saw him in local stores he frequently patronized to meet his everyday needs, such as getting breakfast at the local restaurants. He particularly liked to visit Jerry's Diner, Mollie's Bed and Breakfast, and Mrs. Baker's Donut Shop and Burgers. When opportunity arose, he would swing by grocery stores like Pete's Market and Peach Orchards Produce, because he was always looking for the perfect bargain cheap enough to pick up on the fly. Anyone could see him passing by these places on any given day.