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I wrote this book for all ages to read who are mature enough to realize that I'm a filthy comedian and I do not sanitize my comedy books as I'll never get on t.v. to work a PG Rated Set of comedy ever as I am able to speak without swearing but it's more fun to swear and write jokes about everything and everybody: with comedy, nothing and nobody is ever sacred: that's just the way Comedians work in this world. Here are a few jokes to get you going: prepared to get insulted but don't take what I say personally as then you've lost the meaning/intent of what I'm trying to do there: make you laugh your ass off...that's the whole point of being a Comedian who gets 'No Respect' like Rodney Dangerfield did in his lifetime. WHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is the real question...when are we getting together to have a great, fun time together? We can sit around NAKED and crack jokes at each other while we are speaking about what we want to do with each other or we can just take our clothes off and find out what does happen. Who's up for that I was raised by uptight Catholics: that's why I love taking my clothes off and getting into trouble as in 'Trouble In Paradise'. I'm an Artist baby, get me a drink... The Circle Jerk Off Club, cumming to a place near you SOON... Go Now, Check US Out Online... Sincerely, Perverticus Aloticus: Comedy, Art, Music & Healing for Dirty Minds that think alike...https: //goherenextoday.blogspot.com Art for Depressed People who still manage to live their life. Go Now, Check Us Out Online. FREE Top 40 POP TRACKS THAT HAVE BEEN HEARD ON THE RADIO LOCALLY & ALL OVER THE WORLD ONLINE...guess I'm going to have to make a podcast to get people to listen to my Pop Music, etc. And, I'm going to have to have guests on my show just to prove I know what I'm doing online. The One App Every Woman Should Be Using To Get Ahead At WorkIs there an App so that I can get more head or to get head at work Just wondering... The One App Every Woman (& Man) Should Be Using to Get Ahead At Work = The One App Every Woman (& Man) Should Be Using To Get Head at Work... Gynecologist = Guy ne co lo gist...that's what I AM... I love my job... I love it when somebody gives me "The Meat Sandwhich" hard, fast and raw...that's what I'm sayin', that's what I'm sayin'. I have battered wrecktum dis- Order and you can't tell until you 'Dress Me Down With Your Love'...all over, all over, from my head down to my toes... Library = lie bra ry Girlfriend = girlfriend can we talk Boyfriend = Not my boyfriend, just a friend I know very well. If he was my boyfriend I personally woodn't tell you. It's nobody's business... If you have read this far, that's great: I'm very sure that I made you laugh your ass off...that's the whole point of being a 'Stand-Up Comedian'. Sin-cerely, Maverick Ashleey Lenartson, Professor P. M. S.