Dave Heiser

I Feed Nude Dave Heiser

Welcome again to the weird and wonderful world of MikeSpeak! Somewhere in the sleepy capital of the state of New York there is a man whose special talent for accidentally transforming the English language is providing Endless Mindertainment to a small but growing group of family, friends and fans. His talent for verbal twists and flubs seems to spring from a bottomless well that has been documented for over 20 years, creating an amazing collection of language reconstructed, often with hilarious effect. In our first MikeSpeak book, "I'm Porfectly Nermal", we introduced the world to our amazing friend Mike and his verbal (and sometimes physical) mishaps. In volumes 2 and 3 we explored the worlds of entertainment and sports. In this fourth volume, MikeSpeak Vol. 4, I Feed Nude, we eavesdrop on Mike's tongue-twistings of the culinary kind concerning: Breakfast - "Baiting eagles" Lunch - "I'm getting butt launch" Dinner - "Dicker with the phones" Snacks - "I'm surrounded by a lack of snots" And, of course, the beverages with which to wash it all down. Whether ordering food ("Does that pan with come cakes?") or inviting you to dinner ("Wanna meet my triballs?"), Mike will feed you something funny.