Insights and Other Bothersome Things First edition

This book is written using 100% recycled words. No poets were killed suring the making of this book, but that?s not for lack of trying. This book also meets each and/or every international ozone help standard, since they haven?t gotten their thumbs out of their buts and created any. Do not operate heavy machinery while reading this book. Do not combine with other medications. Rib tickling insanity that makes way too much sense. When men reach a certain age they are supposed to drink too much, cheat on their wives and view celebrity porn. Unfortunately, that got old quick and I found myself writing random sarcasm and irreverence. I figured I'd make it into a book and piss off my ex, who wanted me to write stories back when all I wanted to do were violent stories where some poor man's wife gets killed in creative ways.