Donalphabetics

A.... Ask Almost All Americans And they will tell you that he is An Ass...

B... But wait!! Break Break Breaking News! His Best Buddy Banyon, the Bloated Buffon just got arrested for (allegedly) committing Borbol (fraud) with Border wall Bucks. Living Big and large (Belly) and Buying a Big Boat!...

C... Have you ever seen a Cheaper Catastrophic Canibalistic Cheater?
This Criminal is always in some Cumbersome, Casualty-Causing Carnage and always in a Calamity like Carla from California...

M... Mary Mary quite contrary, what makes your uncle blow (fumes) That book is a blockbuster gurl!! Uncle is a Miserable Malicious Monster, a Misguided Maniac, and a Manipulative Mobster...

J.... Just so many Jokes can be made about this Judgemental Jackass who thinks like a Juggling Jester and thinks his Job is a Joke...

V... A Vile and Vicious Viper with a Very Vicious Heart. Vibrates Venom while COVID 19 Vomited on his election Victory Parade. A Vagabond who always plays the Victim while his Valentine is Vlad...