Dangerous Breeds

How much do you know about Chipoos? By the end of this book, you will know both more and less. The information presented in this guide is lifesaving, based on direct observation, and ultimately, made up. In the tradition of classic dog breed manuals found in overlooked corners of used bookstores and sterile veterinary waiting rooms, this comprehensive guide will both educate and terrify. Find answers to such important questions as: How have Chipoos influenced world culture? How often should a male Chipoo be re-neutered? How can you protect your plumbing from a chew-crazy Chiplet? All of this and more is explained in startling detail by Dr. Bendigo Shafter.



Ideal for those who hunger for knowledge both trivial and forbidden, humor both absurd and scatological, and facts that are simultaneously true and false, DANGEROUS BREEDS: A Comprehensive Guide to Chipoos is the desk reference you didn't know you couldn't live without.



"A masterpiece of user-friendly Chipoo science." - Dr. Madge Canteloupe, Chipoologist Emeritus, UC Berkeley



"Beyond funny! We are so proud of you. Hey, what's my Apple ID password?" - Betsy Shafter, author's mother.



"Best purchase of my life." - Possibly you!