Underworld

Have you ever fantasized about being able to do whatever you want, when you want, and to whom you want? Or perhaps you've dreamed about never having to take crap off anyone ever again? If so, then the Mafia could be the perfect new profession for you! For the first time in history, there is now an easy-to-follow self-help guide on how to join and rise in the most exclusive men's club in the world--the Italian-American Mafia (aka La Cosa Nostra). Learn everything from loansharking to leg-breaking to corpse disposal, all without leaving the comfort of your mobile home or prison cell.

Based on interviews with dozens of former high-ranking Mafiosi and many other hardcore mobsters from across the globe, true-crime auteur Roman Martín has risked life and limb to bring you this spellbinding tour de force. Whether you're a couch-surfing gangster-wannabe or simply someone who's watched "The Godfather" too many times, this breathtaking exposé of "the Honored Society" offers something for everyone.

Pushing the bounds of the First Amendment to their breaking point, Roman Martín also reveals the FBI's most closely guarded secrets when it comes to "wiseguys" and "goodfellas". Wanna know the one surefire way to find out who in your crew is an undercover cop or fed? Or the best way to deal with those annoying witnesses? Then look no further, friends, for all your questions about the outlaw lifestyle shall be answered in UNDERWORLD.

It's about goddamn time someone realized that mobsters need love, too.