Nathan C Wilson

Brad the Impaler Nathan C Wilson

Brad the Impaler a a comedy novella with a focus on silly British humour, though readers from other countries are bound to enjoy it just as much! The mighty Dracula is no more! At least, that's what he wants you to think. After faking his death, Dracula moved to the English town of Cockwomble and went into hiding. Over the years he has weened himself off blood and learned to live peacefully amongst the humans. By early 2015, the world has changed drastically. Vlad the Impaler now goes by the far more English sounding 'Brad' and has peacefully blended into English society - perhaps too effectively, considering his growing gut. Giving up blood ensured there would be no more victims but opting instead for pizza and chips clearly wasn't the best choice. Brad's peace comes to an abrupt end when he recieves a letter from the council questioning his suspiciously high age and demanding evidence he owns the property. Things get even worse when Brad later finds himself faced with a huge, mysterious building and an owner that even the legendary vampire finds unsettling. Who knows what horrors are happening in the huge building's deep basement?